Vtipy


 
2009 11.Leden 00:56 (R)Soja_: (předchozí) (Re: coopers z 11.Leden 00:47): Tak pre Teba jeden specialny:
There's a party and all the functions are invited. Everyone's having fun, 2x, cos(x), even -x who's usually so negative - but there's one function sitting in the corner looking down: e^x, 2^x goes over to him and asks, "You look so glum buddy...Why don't you integrate yourself into the party?" e^x looks at him and sighs, "What difference would it make?"
2009 11.Leden 00:47 coopers: (předchozí) (Re: Soja_ z 11.Leden 00:45): to neplatí, to není vtip, nýbrž realita... drž se schematu,pls...
2009 11.Leden 00:45 (R)Soja_: Tak jeden z oboru.

- Proc potrebuje mit programator manzelku i milenku?
- Manzelka si mysli ze jsi s milenkou, milenka si mysli ze si s manzelkou, a Ty muzes v klidu programovat.